A miserable-looking man was sitting in a bar one night.
"Why are you looking so sad?" asked the barman.
"My wife's made me a millionaire." said the man.
"If my wife made me a millionaire, I'd be the happiest man on earth", said the barman.
"Yes, but before I met her I was a multimillionaire."
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
What is a dolphins favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
Furry's a jolly good fellow!
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.