"Messy Room" joke
A little boy is in his room, where all his toys and clothes are in piles on the floor, when his mother walks in.
"Your room is an absolute mess, clean it up now!"
"But I like my room this way, it keeps me organized and I know where everything is" says the boy.
"How in the world do you know where anything is?"
"Well mom, if everythings on the floor I know where it is."
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