"Message to Mom" joke

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This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money... and I *must* get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..."
She does.
"Take it out... go ahead."
She does this as well.
She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead.. do it.."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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