"Mergers in the information technology industry" joke
Have you heard there is a lot of mergers going on in the information technology industry, here are a few examples of deals in the works although they haven't been formally announced yet!
Pitney Bowes may merge with Honeywell Bull to create Pit Bull: They'll have the first postal meter that bites unauthorized users.
CheckFree Corp., Inacomp, and Beyond Mail will become Check's InaMail.
Real World Accounting and Virgin Interactive will become Real Active Virgin: Recommended by Madonna.
Dell Computer and Farmer's Almanac will become Farmer's in the Dell: They'll specialize in computers that can predict crop yields and planting times.
Megahertz Corp., My Software, and Fastback will become MyBackHertz: Their specialty will be easy to use PCMCIA backup!
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