"Men's Toilet Habits" joke

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

30% of them refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

54.2% of them always wash their hands after using the toilet.

23.5% admit they don't always flush.

45.2% pee in the shower.

44.9% pee in the ocean.

28.1% pee in the pool.