"Men naming their penises" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Kria

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Entropy has us outnumbered.

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