"Men like noodles?!!!" joke
Q. Why are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water. They lack taste. They need dough.
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.