"Meeting" joke

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh.. we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we`ll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we`ll automatically get
developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn`t happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT`S ALRIGHT BUT... WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA? ????"

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