"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 1 year agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Bill and Binny were couple. Biny wanted to give surprise on their 1st Anniversary. So Binny decided to having tattoo of Letter B on both hips each, and she had. On return to home, she saw her hubby Bill was sitting on Sofa, so she turned back and dropped the pant and showed the more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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