"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 10 months agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

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