"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 8 months agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he was used to addressing his ships as "She" or "Her". But was unsure what was proper for computers. To solve his dilemma, he set up two groups of computer experts: more...

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."

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