"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 4 weeks agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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