"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 1 year agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...

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