"Marriage proposal..." joke

Hot 1 year agoby Bumblesquash

My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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