"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.