"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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