"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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