"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet