"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.