"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...