"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.