"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.