"Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri..." joke

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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