how to get a maori in a bath? put five cents in how do you get a maori out of the bath put soap in.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
There were three men. An English man Irish man and a Maori man. These three men were running away from the police. They all ran into a resturant were there was a sack of cats, a sack of dogs and a sack of Potatoes. The English man jumped into the sack of cats, The Irish man more...