"Making Sandwich" joke

two teenagers wanted to fuck but the girl had to share her room with her litte sister(they had a bunk bed)..they decided to get a code if the girl wanted it faster she would say meat... is she wanted it slower she would say bread... so the girl start yelling meat and when it got to fast she start saying bread... 5 minutes later her little sister said... can u stop making sandwiches because your getting mayonaise all over me

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she more...

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The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

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Why can't a dalmatian puppy hide from his mom?

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A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.

Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General`s office. more...

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