"Magical Bridge" joke
There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she turned into a dove. Next went the brunette. "I wish I was a dolphin!" and poof she turned into a dolphin. Next came the blonde. She ran as fast as she could and said "I wish I was....she noticed her shoelace was untied and said "CRAP!" and she turned into crap.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!