"Love is one long sweet dream" joke

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Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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