"Looking For Love" joke

There was a girl named Rachel. She had a cat named Love.
One day, Rachel was taking a shower.
When she got out, she yelled for her cat, Love, but saw that the cat had escaped.
She was still in her towel but she walked outside anyways.
A cop pulled around the corner and said, "Excuse me, Miss. What are you doing out here?"
Rachel replied, "Looking for Love!!!"

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Doctor Moshe Rabinowicz and his wife Rachel are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. He gets up in a rage and walks out yelling, "and you are not any good in bed either" as he storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides more...

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