"Little Johnny's Peanut" joke

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Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house, and says,' 'Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!''

Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks,' 'What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?''

' 'No silly, it's salty!''

[Editor's note: Please don't sue me.]

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
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