"Limo into garage" joke

one night it was a boys birthday. and his parents told him he had to take a shower so he said but its my birthday. they said NOW! he said ok but daddy will you take a shower with me his dad said oh allright so they took a shower together and while they were in there he said daddy whats that while he was pointing at his dads dick. and his dad said its my limozine. when they got out of the shower his parents decided he wasnt clean enough so they said he had to take another shower and the little boy replied mommy will you take a shower with me she said ok. while they were in the shower he said mommy whats that and pointed at her pussy. she said it was her garage and then he said mommy what are those and pointed at her boobs and she said those are my headlights. and so that night when they told him to go to bed he asked if he could sleep in there bed with them they said ok but dont look under the covers and he says ok. that night the bed was shaking so he got curious and looked under the covers and he yelled mommy mommy turn on your headlights daddys parking his limo in your garage.

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JJ :i think that this joke was S.T.U.P.I.D!
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Ame:Lmoa, wow...gotta tell that too my friends lol :}
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Passed the 3rd grade:ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!!?!?!?
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Anonym:this is a joke??? can i laugh now
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Anonym:sick...
Funny Joke? 17 vote(s). 47% are positive. 5 comment(s).