"Lice on the head" joke

tom: why are you scratching your head?
harry: ive got those arithmetic bugs again
tom: arithmetic bugs-what are they
harry: well, some people call them head lice.
tom:then why do you call them arithmetic bugs?
harry: because they add to my misery, subtract from my pleasure, divide my attention and multiply like crazy

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Lice On A Bald Man

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

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eileen:40 wack's for one louse?...she need to practise!..(more!)..ridght dock?
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eileen:that hit the spot....just call me andrew in the morning andrew!
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