"Let it Flow" joke
A sailor had been on his ship for months. When he finally docked the only thing he could think of was getting laid. So off he goes to find a bordello. When he finally found one he stopped, before going in to see how much money he had. To his dismay he only found five dollars in his pocket. He figures what the hell and goes in anyway. When he gets to the front desk he says to the madam "Please have pity on me it's been months since I've had a woman and I only have five dollars, is there anything you can do for me?" The madam thinks for a minute and says "I'll let you have Olga, she's the only one that will satisfy your needs for five bucks.". So Olga takes the sailor to a room and they start to get busy, but for some reason the sailor could not get it in. He asks her "did you take your panties off?" Olga tells him that she did but she knows what the problem is.She sits up on the side of the bed and starts messing with her pussy for a few seconds, she lays back down and says "Okay sailor try it again." He trys and it goes right in and it's the wettest pussy he's ever had! After they've finished he starts to get dressed. He say to Olga "Baby that was the best pussy I have ever had, it was like heaven but I gotta ask how did you make it so wet?" Olga replies "Oh it was no big deal I just picked the scabs and let the puss flow."
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