"Legal Sushi Bar" joke

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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.

Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:
Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. They flew in commercial planes all the way to Saskatoon, and from there, they hired a more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Going out for sushi is a really good first date idea, especially if you're a shallow person.

Not only does it make you seem classy, but it also gives you the opportunity to see what your date will and won't put in their mouth.

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