"Lazy" joke
How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy? He throws his kisses.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.