"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4" joke

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an
employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does
not (have a sense of humor) and made the web department take it down
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The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

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