"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a" joke

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Esther:Nice joke, ya enternity is a big thing to explain
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