"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a" joke

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I love deadlines. I more...

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Josh:Yo hairline is like a backwards Nike sign.
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Esther:Nice joke, ya enternity is a big thing to explain
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