"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a" joke

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to more...

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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Josh:Yo hairline is like a backwards Nike sign.
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Esther:Nice joke, ya enternity is a big thing to explain
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