"Knock Knock" joke
Willis rain ever stop!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!