"Knock Knock" joke

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

Teacher:Can anyone tell me what a shamrock is?
Jimmy:It's a fake diamond, Miss.
What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
The multiplication table.
'Why are you crying, Amanda?'asked the teacher.
'Cos Jenny's broken my new doll, Miss,' she more...

If the Sammy Sosa steroid accusations are proven true, the Cubs will have to forfeit all their championships. Wait a minute...

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