"Knock Knock - Value" joke
Value be my Valentine?
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...