"Knock Knock - Topic" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Topic!
Topic who?
Topic a wildflower isn't allowed!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?