"Knock Knock - Disk" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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