"Knock Knock - Anthony" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anthony!
Anthony who!
Anthony you want!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's.

He stated that it was okay, because he loved more...

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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