"Knock Knock - Alma" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-nack! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma candy's gone! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
"Hey!!" he bellows, in his hoarse voice. "I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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