"Knock Knock - Aardvark" joke

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

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