"Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chu..." joke

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Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chuck Norris Pjamas

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says more...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many more...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

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