"Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chu..." joke
Kids Wear Superman Pjamas, But Superman Wheres Chuck Norris Pjamas
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.
In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.