"Kentuckians - into the river and out" joke

Q: How do you get the entire state of Kentucky into the Ohio River?
A:... throw in a quarter.
Q: How do you get the entire state of Kentucky *out* of the Ohio River?
A:... throw in a bar of soap.

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