"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer more...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.