"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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