"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
My wife says I never listen... or something like that...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.