"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...