"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.
What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!