"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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