"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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