"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy more...
Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz you da bomb!
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?