"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!