"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
My wife says I never listen... or something like that...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how
close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet