"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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