"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.