"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!