"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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