"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy more...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.