"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!