"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?