"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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