"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the exterminators!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.