"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet