"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer more...
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.