"Karate" joke

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

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