"Its not what you think" joke

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It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets, when it comes out it drips and saggs, Its not what you think its TETLEY TEA BAGS !!!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Maxasorearrs:I love that it gets me every time
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