"Its not what you think" joke

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It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets, when it comes out it drips and saggs, Its not what you think its TETLEY TEA BAGS !!!

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says,"What are you doing?"
The brunette replies,"Just counting."
The blonde says,"May I join more...

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Maxasorearrs:I love that it gets me every time
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