"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest" joke
Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today? I don't know and I don't care.
Teacher: Wat do u call a person who apologizes if he has committed a mistake ?
Boy: An honest man.
Teacher: Good. And what do u call a person who apologizes even if he has committed no mistake ?
Boy: A Boyfriend.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...