"Irish Crocodile" joke

A man goes into a bar on the Shankill road with his pet crocodile. He asks "do you serve catholics?"

The bartender replies "Yes, we're very open-minded here. what can I get you?"

The man replies "A pint of Guinness and 2 catholics for the crocodile."

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there! The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, more...

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