"Inventor Of Magic Vibrating Fingers Has Died" joke

John Joseph Houghtaling, the inventor of the Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed, which brought 15 minutes of "tingling relaxation and ease" for a quarter in hotel rooms across America, has died at age 92.

The family revealed that his tombstone will read:

R-R-R-R-E-S-S-S-S-T-T-T-T-I-N-N-N-N-P-P-P-P-E-E-E-E-A-C-C-C-C-E

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