"In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records ..." joke

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In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.”

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.' What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab more...

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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