"In a psychiatrist`s waiting room two patients are..." joke

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In a psychiatrist`s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I`m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you`re Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I was." At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN`T!"

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