"In The Elevator" joke
A little boy and his mother are in an elevator when a man and a woman enter, arguing.
The little boy attempts to tell the woman something, but she ignores him and continues arguing.
Suddenly, the woman jumps up, gasps and slaps the man's face, just as the little boy and his mother are getting out of the elevator.
The boy says to his mother, "Mom, am I going to be in trouble?"
"Why?" asks the mother.
"Well," the boy explains, "that lady was standing on my foot, so I pinched her bottom to get her off!"
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