"In September, according to police" joke
In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get home.
Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
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