"I'm a Photographer, Not a..." joke
A photographer for anational magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advisedthat a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived atthe airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane waswaiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense mansitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Fly over the northside of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-levelpasses."
"Why?" asked thenervous pilot.
"Because I'm going totake pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographerstake pictures!"
The pilot replied,"You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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