"If you laid every woman of earth" joke

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If you laid every woman of earth end to end... you'd probably have a really sore penis.

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

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