"If you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norri..." joke
If you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norris has more money than you
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.