"If there's anything more important" joke

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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Every snowflake in an avalanche

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

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The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

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Blowing out another's candle will

Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.

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It takes less time to do the thing…

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

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