"If swimming is so good for your" joke

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Anonym:crap tihs is what im takINg ABUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.SARE.
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Funny J:and lobsters
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AZ:and turtles
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