"If someone with multiple personalities" joke

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

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