"If any of you guys" joke

If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about
it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming.
To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a gift from him.So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told
them to open it.
Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex
with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired
a private detective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched
people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said Screw You, he turned to the bride and said Screw You, and then said I'm
out of here.
He got the marriage annulled the next day.
While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we found out
about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway. His revenge: making
the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting
everyone know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.
This is his world, we just live in it.

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