"If Hitler went to Heaven" joke
Adolf Hitler dies and finds himself in front of the door of Hell. He knocks, Satan opens the door and asks: "What's your name?"
"Adolf Hitler", he replies. Satan is flabbergasted. "Adolf Hitler? I know what you did on Earth and there's not way I am going to take you in. Indeed, this is Hell, but there's a limit to everything. Hey, why don't you go to Heaven? Follow the road, there's a big door on the right, you can't miss it."
Elated by this stroke of luck, Hitler starts walking towards Heaven.
The following day, there's a knock at the door of Hell. Satan opens and finds Jesus standing outside.
"Jesus, what are you doing here?", he asks, surprised.
And Jesus replies: "I just escaped from the camp and would like to apply for political asylum!"
A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell.
Satan came out, and looked them over.
"Why are you here?" he asked the Jew. "I ate pork," the Jew admitted.
"Okay, come on in," replied Satan. Then he turned to more...